Don’t worry, we haven’t summoned the spirit of the rutting Scottish poet. But we have got some sweet, sweet lines of investing poetry for you.

The original Robbie Burns spent quite a lot of time by all accounts with his clothes off, but our Robbie Burns just calls himself the Naked Trader.

Indeed, the full-time trader’s best-selling book The Naked Trader is into its second edition, so we caught up with him in his plush riverside pad - the proceeds of his trading. Thankfully he was fully clothed.

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