Alistair Darling

Here's what the public said about Alistair Darling and his contribution towards the global recession.

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Frank said: "He looks much better without eyebrows. "

rter said: "time to move on"

mel said: "you are a complete merchant banker"

dingbat said: "whimpish liar browns poodle or fall guy"

Katharine said: "immediate sacking needed!"

Andi Lavery said: "The effeminate vampire is clueless "

trevor said: "Give back the crystal ball and tea leaves. Get a job in banking or stock broking as a junior clerk take day release or open university course in finance and try again!!!"

shaking said: "who's highbrow now?"

CB said: "Waste of space in transport so he is promoted! "

S. Barraclough said: "Pay him what he's worth - Ask for a refund!"

anjan said: "he thinks too much of himself he is to be blamed for all the crisis. He cudnt bail out northern rock and now he is bailing out the whiole banking industry wat a shame penny wise p"

Damien said: "How marvelous it must feel to be one of those in real control of things... Children in poverty? Well, it's just a lottery isn't it? As the bible says..or some such tosh .. "

Expenman said: "Perhaps does not have the eyebrow for detail!"

X said: "liar liar your wife and kids are on fire, he he!"

dan said: "twat"

Wayne Hewison said: "No clue, No balls, No charisma, No hope, No chance. Bye bye Darling. BNP for me"

Dr Boin said: "sort yer feckin eyebrows out freak i seen more backbone in a jellyfish leave now you lyin thievin traitorous scum"

Steve said: "Resign!"

Sir Alan Sugar said: "You're fired !"

Maridian said: "Alistair, get a life, give the brittish voters a big rise in the mini budget."

vanessa said: "he is an alien"

PaoHui said: "Close the door behind you mate...go straight to gail...dont collect anything...but a change of underwear..."

ED BALLS said: "NOT TONIGHT DARLING"

alan gray said: "Unprincipled lap-dog to Gordon Brown."

Ben Reynolds said: "Well what can i say, i think pathetic sums you up."

Nick Jones said: "Moron"

mike said: "sack him"

dave wild said: "resign you moron"

nigel said: "The mans a tw.t"

Kevin said: "Go for god sake Go"

Ian said: "Les highbrow"

Steve Pugh said: "Wanker!"

Barking Spider said: "Feck off,you twatting Hoon!(there seems to be a theme developing here)"

Rory Keelan said: "Fall guy for Brown"

Bill Atherstone said: "Enough is enough"

Ian said: "Go back to Scotland close your borders and die"

Darren Woodley said: "Nope, still look like a criminal."

skink said: "sleep well"

david said: "you inherited a hard job which you made even harder"

Scruffie said: "About as much sense as a 5 year-old"

James said: "I think his contribution to the crisis is remarkable - massive debt, huge hole in the revenue - massive tax hikes to come - without him we wouldnt have all that to look forward to?"

mike said: "dull as dish-water. where do they get these people from?"

JIM said: "HE'S A TWAT"

Roni said: "what a gay"

Frank said: "Not so highbrow now, Alistair."

silverback said: "you're as guilty as Brown (nearly)"

B Meakin said: "Shaven Haven! Up the Tories!"

john watts said: "what a plonker!"

ian s said: "Be gone!"

LJB said: "This twat cant count"